[Hook] Here comes ShobieShy now he’s knocking down your door Comin’ to spit some shit let’s start the hook with four take one step closer and let your ass get torn by thor Bitch don’t mess with me because I’m rotten to the core [Verse 1] Listen up bitches cause I’m bout to spit a verse Careful, I’m pretty vulgar you just might drop your purse Let’s get callouts done and over with; Dusty is the worst Behold my rhymes here’s some water; quench your thirst first Rockin’ Batman Converse shhh and listen this shit’s better than my Con Verse Lyrics hittin' motha fuckas put you in a Hearse Call me Zecora cause I'm laying down a curse Make emcees so angry their blood vessels burst It’s ShobieShy hittin’ track with my rhymes This little pony rap game is mine Don't aproach and hit me with that shit "I'm fine" You're lying Now here's a burn heal go 'n try 'em Cause [Hook] Here comes ShobieShy now he’s knocking down your door Comin’ to spit some shit let’s start the hook with four take one step closer and let your ass get torn by thor Bitch don’t mess with me because I’m rotten to the core [Verse 2] Says the Chorus I’m rotten to the core I’ve got a Claymore I’m a Demo Can’t hurt me anymore Can’t fail On the trail to success blessed by Celest I dress my best verbally pass the test These ziggas throw at me It’s my quest c’mon have a go at me can’t you see I’m Pinkie crazy Kinda lazy Pay me And you'll tame me This is the beginning of the show Just know Theres more where that came from; I'll grow Whenever the show comes on it inspires my flow And my crew, they help me a ton. I found them and boom Jackpot I won Look at me and see the sun I'd like to welcome you, Hun To Ponies 101 [Hook] Here comes ShobieShy now he’s knocking down your door Comin’ to spit some shit let’s start the hook with four take one step closer and let your ass get torn by thor Bitch don’t mess with me because I’m rotten to the core

[Verse 1] Who came to the door knocking initially? (Who?) Who saw what things could be potentially? (That guy!) Instead you decided to pretend to be A little bucker who faked his entire identity [Chorus] The time has come For me to move Away from you Here’s your clue You need to use It’s what you do To get what you Really want I am free [Verse 2] Now I knew you could be kind of a dick But not to the extent where you’d make me disappear; you make me sick. The way you see things, you must be blind as a hick. one who either washed his eyes with bleach or febreeze; take your pick Click, sorry that was just my fuckin’ gun Here wanna borrow it? It’s actually really fun! I bet you’ll have even more fun on the run! From all the people you deceived; that’s a fuck ton! Hey Jerry, where’s Tom? You’re like a fuckin’ rat I’ll shoot you with my gat attack dead; no comin’ back You can hardly make a melody, let alone a beat for rap Shit scared me, Like Sonsy, you sound like fuckin trash [Chorus] The time has come For me to move Away from you Here’s your clue You need to use It’s what you do To get what you Really want I am free [Verse 3] You see, it's come to an end I must say, goodbye my friend but we, won't see again sadly, I can't pretend truth is, that we can’t mend our friendship, a helping hand I won’t lend, ever again Nat(u)rally, we must part ways Behold, an unreal phase Thinking, 'bout better days Ready? Our strings must fray I feel I’m in tartarus with Jerry all on us about doing this nonsense I’ll simply be honest I must break my promise and toss this (toss this) beginning anew after a skew view then I drew to a much better crew Rapping so lewd I very much approve 840 such a negative mood I have to be crude Or else I will lose It wasn’t a ruse I wanted a crew It’s sad sad news I’m telling you But maybe without me you’ll get a fucking clue [Chorus] The time has come For me to move Away from you Here’s your clue You need to use It’s what you do To get what you Really want I am free (x2)

[Verse 1] Fastest pegasus you’ve ever seen around Never on the ground just flyin’ around town Never girly, fuck that, I’m always cool I fly by; making stallions drool Nopony i've ever met can ever ground me Never thought I was lost, but then you found me Thought I pushed some boundaries when I was loud, see, foul really, then you started clouding my reality it's maddening mind fattening my head aches and it's bad, see I’m all caught up with my head up in the clouds. She was so pretty; I know, generic but you see: She brought out another side of me. It started arguing and it felt like my brain was leaking. I was freaking, this was far from bliss Some part of me wanted a kiss It was more than a wish Desire spoke and it sounded something like this. [Chorus] Dash why are you afraid You normally take the stage I know that you like me With logic I can’t see But darling please come here for I love you my dear Experiments can’t conclude These feelings I have for you [Verse 2] Just rush, get it over with I promise, trust me, you’ll like it Who are you? are you psychic? No, I’m you. Eh, I don’t buy it What’s not to buy? I’m your thoughts. Your conscience. No fingers crossed. I still don’t believe you. Is this some witchcraft or voodoo? Celestia, you’re stubborn, just trust me okay? I’m gon’ make it all good all day heheh Wait I don’t like the sound of that. What? Oh, that’s my normal laugh! I’m gonna hit on that princess over there There’s nothing you can do to stop me. What?! no you can’t do that. HAHAHA! Just watch me.. I’m not even into mares! Yes you are, I’m you, remember That time when you kissed your best friend under the slide one september? Just pipe down It’ll be alright (Mmmmphh!) “Hey Twilight!” [Chorus] Dash why are you afraid You normally take the stage I know that you like me With logic I can’t see But darling please come here for I love you my dear Experiments can’t conclude These feelings I have for you [Verse 3] What’s this feeling? What have I done? Did I just kiss the one I love? Don’t you see I told you so! Aren’t you glad I took control? Wait did you just say what I think you said? Yes you did, say it again! What do you mean? No I didn’t! Whatever you think I said; it isn’t! Yes you did! I told you you love her! How? We barely even hang out with each other Doesn’t matter. Now you have her! Here’s your opportunity now go grap her! Seize the moment Just take it and own it Eh, I’m not sure I’m really ready to show it. Sure you are, just admit That princess is fine, she’s the shit Guess I can’t quit, my path seems lit I think I’m starting to become okay with it Oh fuck it, my path has light my 20/20 eyesight shows me the most perfect mare Twilight [Bridge] I’ve accepted my fate No longer I will wait to caress your face Is this first base? No more chase This feeling here is far from hate I finally get it now I’ve come from under the ground My inner voice has spoke loud No longer up in the clouds From the sky I’m now down You’re mine forever now I’m ready, come closer be my teddy, I’ll hold ya Through any stress that makes it’s way Can’t you finally see it’s true? Twilight, I love you. [Chorus] Dash why are you afraid You normally take the stage I know that you like me With logic I can’t see But darling please come here for I love you my dear Experiments can’t conclude These feelings I have for you

[Verse 1 - ShobieShy] So all you motherfuckers wanna play with me You all say to me “you’re fuckin gay to me” But it’ll take you a thousand fuckin’ days to see I’m the god of pony rap so fuckin’ pray to me Man, I should stop fuckin’ cursin’ so much It ain’t fair to the kids so I say to my mind hush But even with that flaw I make the women blush It’s too bad only the crazies get a crush I got my man Blacky up singing to this song I challenge MCs to rap this fast; its on Inspired by Mic? So little talent I trip on Man he's so old he's yelling to get off of his lawn! Blacky and I ain't going down without a fight Our tactics are being a cloud to your light Taking over the fuckin’ rap scene, that's right! You'll never be as good as him or I You'll never defeat us We're rap fuckin Jesus It's clear that you need us You're envy it feeds us Just try to believe us Don't think you can cheat us We rap fast as cheetahs So turn and just leave us Be Don't think you can pass up Me You need to just class up See You want an honest grade? C You see, were under the ground We'll spark up the crowd Get a few crowns They're screaming so loud We've finally been found We've finally been crowned We ain’t gon’ sell out And you’re gon’ go down~ [Chorus] We were born with Swiftness You envious of our Quickness Don’t end up on our Shitlist Or you’ll have to deal with our~ [Verse 2 - Blacky] Swiftness: A new track on my Hit-List Now be a whitness when I spit the sick shit! But not just me, Shobie’s got my back Unchainin’ the sound rappin’ on this track! Never lettin’ me down, never quittin’ the game Tho’ talent and fame ain’ the same thang But we’ll change that - never give up Started from the bottom straight to the top! Wake up in the morning when it’s time to rhyme Write some bars and define some lines Like nights with stars that shine so bright Spittin’ our verses to unite The Hive! Adding german to the rap to impress the herd: Don’t understand a word of what you heard Seems foolish but when I do it Everypony really gonna get into it! Also wechsel’ ich die Sprache, und starte auf deutsch -(So I switch the language and start in german) Und ich strahl’ hell erleuchtet, als währ’ ich verseucht -(and i shine bright as if I was infested.) Also freut euch, denn sowas gibt es nur hier -(So be pleased, cause this is something you only get here.) Deutscher Brony-Rap, denn wer es nicht versucht, der verliert! -(German Brony-Rap cause if you don’t try it, you lose!) Ein Fluch, der auf mir lastet: Schweigen im Netz -(A curse rests on me: Silence on the net,) Zehntausend Menschen, doch nur einer der Rappt -(10000 people but only one who raps) Hol das Mikro raus! Verzeih’ nicht du Depp -(Get your mic out! Don’t forgive you fool,) Blas die Hater weg, die Mittel heiligt der Zweck! -(blow away the haters, the end justifies the means!) Take für Take, Knoten in der Zunge -(Take for Take, knot in my tongue,) Bin verwundet und ich rappe, doch der Rap ist schon erfunden -(I’m wounded and I rap but the rap is already invented.) Aber weiter geht es dennoch. Ihr seid alle meine Kunden -(Still it goes on. You’re all my customers) Gebt euch stundenlang die Tracks und seid durch die Musik verbunden! -(listening to the tracks for hours and you’re united through the music!) Yeah, jetzt mach ich langsamer -(Yeah, now i slow it down.) Geschwindigkeit, als wenn ich Panzer fahr’ -(Speed as if I was driving a tank.) Ein ganzer Tag voller heißer Reime -(A whole day full of hot rhymes,) Shobie und ich, keine Langeweile! -(Shobie and I, no boredom!) The beat is classic Wanna’ step up? Forget it! The mic, I pass it Back to ShobieShy for the rest to outclass it! [Chorus] We were born with Swiftness You envious of our Quickness Don’t end up on our Shitlist Or you’ll have to deal with our Swiftness [Verse 3 - ShobieShy] Just listen to me rant on and on I can’t get through, your mind is gone Tryin’ to block my path like you’re tron You’re brain’s trying to marathon as a faun Have to hurry this instrumental’s demanding I made it so that I could do a verbal handspring I hear the crowd, that’s our names they’re chanting Meanwhile you’re over there fucking mentally panting I should call you Mr. Layman Cause I have to dumb down all my shit to explain it Just face it, talent wasted I gave it my all but all you could do was be dumb and fuckin racist Bitch, not to mention your weeaboo tendencies Your homosexuality is playing peekaboo next to me In a few years, you’re gonna look up. Just expect to see Me with the greats while you lay down fuckin’ festering Ever since you started you’ve taken a downward spiral While I’m going viral, you’ll be my primal rival It’s vital the world prepares for my arrival I’ll jump in and start a new revival cycle But whatever the weather I’ll send her a letter That I’ll just be better, and never a quitter It’s crazy, you’ll never phase me though But maybe, you’re too lazy, oh.. It ain’t right to dislike my shit Just because I fuckin’ call you out, bitch Your actions got your name on my list And when you’re gone, you won’t be missed You’re the first brony I genuinely dissed Cause you went batshit cray and got all pissed This is a battle and you won’t win this All because you couldn’t deal with my swiftness [Chorus] We were born with Swiftness You envious of our Quickness Don’t end up on our Shitlist Or you’ll have to deal with our Swiftness (x2)

Intro (Hieroglyphic) [ShobieShy]: [Ayyo Hiero, so, I got this awesome track that I made this awesome beat to and I want you on it. The only catch is it starts, like, right now..] (W-what? What do you mean?) [Like, you have to start rapping in like 5 seconds.] (Oh.) [Just do it. Just do it.] (Alright, Alright.. I’ll just- I got it. I got it.) Verse 1(Hiero): Hi-er-oh-glyphic, I’m spittin’ wicked, I’m gettin’ twisted, you’re gettin’ zoned out from one listen, attemptin’ - to copy these rhymes I spit with ill infliction, no intention of ever stoppin’, I ain’t quittin, you ain’t shit and, other rappers you ain’t dissin’, you can’t miss it, every girl that I ain’t been with, they ain’t visit ya boy, man, he ain’t in it, I couldn’t get laid if my life depended on it Truth be told, it might be bold, I ain’t fucked at 16 years old Cannot find a girl to call my own, maybe next year I’ll be on that though. Bro, it’s harder than you know, always kickin’ dope lines from beyond here though, you know, I got the sickest bomb-ass flow, murdering every line with the micah-ro- phone, so, I think I got to go, Word, everyone; peace from Hiero. Break (Hieroglyphic) [ShobieShy]: (Alright, okay, so.. That was pretty goo- That was pretty okay.) [Yeah, that was pretty dope.] (Alright so, um, what do we got for the hook?) [I don’t have one..] (I don’t have one either.) [Wha- um.. Uh. Yeah, I didn’t write anything. What do I do?] (Lay down your verse?) [I guess? Sure.] Verse 2(Shy): See this shy shit I’m about to fuckin’ spit, bitch Here with the Hie Hit the track fuckin’ legit trick We might be out of shape but our voices fuckin’ fit, bitch Voices so dope there ain’t no need for a fit bit This stupid ass track ain’t serious, it’s a joke So don’t get triggered when call yo bitch ass a chode Maybe it’s too much to say I’ll slap some hoes But the bitch had it coming when she wouldn’t take off her clothes You motherfuckers are gone You jealous of the embellishment My voice is set to be god Evny the hell I’m about to spit Ay, this is a joke track after all So knock knock you whore Sit back and be enthralled. Honestly I’m just sitting back drinking sweet tea You little shits actually just don’t bother me You’re constantly trying to stick a cock in me But it’s like you’re in a zoo while I’m out walkin’ free Outro (Hieroglyphic) [ShobieShy]: [Aaaaaaaand, that was trash. That was just absolute garbage.] (Yeah, I don’t- I don’t know if we should put this out, dude.) [Alright, I’ll just go ahead and, like, go over here and delete it.. Oop, I just uploaded it..] (Seriously?) [Yeeeaahh, it’s on there.] (Well that’s- that’s great..) [aaaaAAAAGH… Fuck]

[ShobieShy] It's a friday night and man W00t phones me Invites me out to the club for ponies We dance with mares to our DJ Pon3 Buy a few drinks and maybe take them home Yeeeeeaah We dance all night get a secondhand high Attract more mares when we get on the mic Shit now we're getting lap dances and I'm sounding like george tekai "oh myyy" I'm gettin' with these hella magic ponies no more messin' ain't no motherfuckin' question gonna give the mares a blessin' they be commin' up confessin they be wanting some carressin so I bring em to my nest 'n gonna give it to em best 'n I tie em to the bed like they getting all arrested Gonna go ahead and say we passed the tag 'suggestive' And just as I suspected, they mind is all infected By the scene we're in lookin' just a bit demented Shakin dat flank like she want it bad Got dem fingers so she comin' back gotta have my fun so tease her just a tad Man, these mares are so much fun to have it's a fact I'm wack backtrack to the last snapchat with bic mac oh that quack; flashback: to her track, the dirt track we used burlap flag we cruised sure that nag bruised as an attack It wasn't that bad, until we ransacked Applejacks shack and played some blackjack She wasn't that mad, but told us we sucked for not inviting Lightning, Dash, and her to get fucked up Now we at another party getting drunked up Hop up on the stage and get the music crunked up Mind getting hazy motto being bottoms up Stumble through the crowd gonna get a hookup [Hook] Equestria Knows how to party If you're thinking of getting naughty Better not be gaudy Hang out with us in this equestrian party (x2) [Intermission] [Verse 2] Woke up not knowing a thing Fuckin’ migrane running through my brain Look to my right, a mare in chains Whatever happened, it wasn’t tame Drunken me likes some crazy shit That realization hit and made me sit The mare wakes up, calls me ‘baby’ shit Situations worse than baby shit Mind’s runnin’ and hummin’ Rushin’ and drummin’ I’m spinnin’ I’m stuntin’ Then thinkin’ bout nothin’ I’ve been in a sin ‘n beginnin’ to thin ‘n Akin to kingpin with a mouthful of gin It’s buildin’ within and I’ve done much worse Now that I think, it’s not a curse Now I just gotta finish this verse It’s been too long since I’ve been with a nurse (Ha) Damn these equestrians know how to party Ya drink a bit then they on you “mom on Marty” Head keeps pounding, I’m rounding, astounded I’ve found I’m around the restless sound of houndin’ As much fun as that was I’ll think twice before my next buzz Last night was super festive yeah But it’s such hell waking up in