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Equestrian Party

from Ponies 101 by ShobieShy

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[ShobieShy]
It's a friday night and man W00t phones me
Invites me out to the club for ponies
We dance with mares to our DJ Pon3
Buy a few drinks and maybe take them home
Yeeeeeaah
We dance all night get a secondhand high
Attract more mares when we get on the mic
Shit now we're getting lap dances and
I'm sounding like george tekai "oh myyy"
I'm gettin' with these hella magic ponies no more messin'
ain't no motherfuckin' question
gonna give the mares a blessin'
they be commin' up confessin
they be wanting some carressin
so I bring em to my nest 'n
gonna give it to em best 'n
I tie em to the bed like they getting all arrested
Gonna go ahead and say we passed the tag 'suggestive'
And just as I suspected, they mind is all infected
By the scene we're in lookin' just a bit demented
Shakin dat flank like she want it bad
Got dem fingers so she comin' back
gotta have my fun so tease her just a tad
Man, these mares are so much fun to have
it's a fact I'm wack backtrack to the last
snapchat with bic mac oh that quack; flashback:
to her track, the dirt track we used burlap flag
we cruised sure that nag bruised as an attack
It wasn't that bad, until we ransacked
Applejacks shack and played some blackjack
She wasn't that mad, but told us we sucked
for not inviting Lightning, Dash, and her to get fucked up
Now we at another party getting drunked up
Hop up on the stage and get the music crunked up
Mind getting hazy motto being bottoms up
Stumble through the crowd gonna get a hookup

[Hook]
Equestria
Knows how to party
If you're thinking of getting naughty
Better not be gaudy
Hang out with us in this equestrian party (x2)

[Intermission]

[Verse 2]

Woke up not knowing a thing
Fuckin’ migrane running through my brain
Look to my right, a mare in chains
Whatever happened, it wasn’t tame
Drunken me likes some crazy shit
That realization hit and made me sit
The mare wakes up, calls me ‘baby’ shit
Situations worse than baby shit
Mind’s runnin’ and hummin’
Rushin’ and drummin’
I’m spinnin’ I’m stuntin’
Then thinkin’ bout nothin’
I’ve been in a sin ‘n beginnin’ to thin ‘n
Akin to kingpin with a mouthful of gin
It’s buildin’ within and I’ve done much worse
Now that I think, it’s not a curse
Now I just gotta finish this verse
It’s been too long since I’ve been with a nurse (Ha)
Damn these equestrians know how to party
Ya drink a bit then they on you “mom on Marty”
Head keeps pounding, I’m rounding, astounded
I’ve found I’m around the restless sound of houndin’
As much fun as that was
I’ll think twice before my next buzz
Last night was super festive yeah
But it’s such hell waking up in

credits

from Ponies 101, released March 1, 2017

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