[Verse 1 - ShobieShy]
So all you motherfuckers wanna play with me
You all say to me “you’re fuckin gay to me”
But it’ll take you a thousand fuckin’ days to see
I’m the god of pony rap so fuckin’ pray to me
Man, I should stop fuckin’ cursin’ so much
It ain’t fair to the kids so I say to my mind hush
But even with that flaw I make the women blush
It’s too bad only the crazies get a crush
I got my man Blacky up singing to this song
I challenge MCs to rap this fast; its on
Inspired by Mic? So little talent I trip on
Man he's so old he's yelling to get off of his lawn!
Blacky and I ain't going down without a fight
Our tactics are being a cloud to your light
Taking over the fuckin’ rap scene, that's right!
You'll never be as good as him or I
You'll never defeat us
We're rap fuckin Jesus
It's clear that you need us
You're envy it feeds us
Just try to believe us
Don't think you can cheat us
We rap fast as cheetahs
So turn and just leave us
Be
Don't think you can pass up
Me
You need to just class up
See
You want an honest grade?
C
You see, were under the ground
We'll spark up the crowd
Get a few crowns
They're screaming so loud
We've finally been found
We've finally been crowned
We ain’t gon’ sell out
And you’re gon’ go down~

[Chorus]
We were born with
Swiftness
You envious of our
Quickness
Don’t end up on our
Shitlist
Or you’ll have to deal with our~


[Verse 2 - Blacky]

Swiftness: A new track on my Hit-List
Now be a whitness when I spit the sick shit!
But not just me, Shobie’s got my back
Unchainin’ the sound rappin’ on this track!

Never lettin’ me down, never quittin’ the game
Tho’ talent and fame ain’ the same thang
But we’ll change that - never give up
Started from the bottom straight to the top!

Wake up in the morning when it’s time to rhyme
Write some bars and define some lines
Like nights with stars that shine so bright
Spittin’ our verses to unite The Hive!

Adding german to the rap to impress the herd:
Don’t understand a word of what you heard
Seems foolish but when I do it
Everypony really gonna get into it!

Also wechsel’ ich die Sprache, und starte auf deutsch
-(So I switch the language and start in german)
Und ich strahl’ hell erleuchtet, als währ’ ich verseucht
-(and i shine bright as if I was infested.)
Also freut euch, denn sowas gibt es nur hier
-(So be pleased, cause this is something you only get here.)
Deutscher Brony-Rap, denn wer es nicht versucht, der verliert!
-(German Brony-Rap cause if you don’t try it, you lose!)

Ein Fluch, der auf mir lastet: Schweigen im Netz
-(A curse rests on me: Silence on the net,)
Zehntausend Menschen, doch nur einer der Rappt
-(10000 people but only one who raps)
Hol das Mikro raus! Verzeih’ nicht du Depp
-(Get your mic out! Don’t forgive you fool,)
Blas die Hater weg, die Mittel heiligt der Zweck!
-(blow away the haters, the end justifies the means!)

Take für Take, Knoten in der Zunge
-(Take for Take, knot in my tongue,)
Bin verwundet und ich rappe, doch der Rap ist schon erfunden
-(I’m wounded and I rap but the rap is already invented.)
Aber weiter geht es dennoch. Ihr seid alle meine Kunden
-(Still it goes on. You’re all my customers)
Gebt euch stundenlang die Tracks und seid durch die Musik verbunden!
-(listening to the tracks for hours and you’re united through the music!)

Yeah, jetzt mach ich langsamer
-(Yeah, now i slow it down.)
Geschwindigkeit, als wenn ich Panzer fahr’
-(Speed as if I was driving a tank.)
Ein ganzer Tag voller heißer Reime
-(A whole day full of hot rhymes,)
Shobie und ich, keine Langeweile!
-(Shobie and I, no boredom!)

The beat is classic
Wanna’ step up? Forget it!
The mic, I pass it
Back to ShobieShy for the rest to outclass it!

[Chorus]
We were born with
Swiftness
You envious of our
Quickness
Don’t end up on our
Shitlist
Or you’ll have to deal with our
Swiftness

[Verse 3 - ShobieShy]
Just listen to me rant on and on
I can’t get through, your mind is gone
Tryin’ to block my path like you’re tron
You’re brain’s trying to marathon as a faun
Have to hurry this instrumental’s demanding
I made it so that I could do a verbal handspring
I hear the crowd, that’s our names they’re chanting
Meanwhile you’re over there fucking mentally panting
I should call you Mr. Layman
Cause I have to dumb down all my shit to explain it
Just face it, talent wasted
I gave it my all but all you could do was be dumb and fuckin racist
Bitch, not to mention your weeaboo tendencies
Your homosexuality is playing peekaboo next to me
In a few years, you’re gonna look up. Just expect to see
Me with the greats while you lay down fuckin’ festering
Ever since you started you’ve taken a downward spiral
While I’m going viral, you’ll be my primal rival
It’s vital the world prepares for my arrival
I’ll jump in and start a new revival cycle
But whatever the weather I’ll send her a letter
That I’ll just be better, and never a quitter
It’s crazy, you’ll never phase me though
But maybe, you’re too lazy, oh..
It ain’t right to dislike my shit
Just because I fuckin’ call you out, bitch
Your actions got your name on my list
And when you’re gone, you won’t be missed
You’re the first brony I genuinely dissed
Cause you went batshit cray and got all pissed
This is a battle and you won’t win this
All because you couldn’t deal with my swiftness

[Chorus]
We were born with
Swiftness
You envious of our
Quickness
Don’t end up on our
Shitlist
Or you’ll have to deal with our
Swiftness
(x2)